” The article is about a bot that automatically bets “No” on Polymarket prediction markets, based on the statistical fact that 73.3% of resolved markets end in “No.” The bot exploits the structural bias in how markets are framed (specific events vs. status quo). The article also notes that longer-duration markets have a higher “No” rate, and that the top earners are actually sports bettors, not systematic “No” bettors. We need a 90-character news title. It should be catchy, summarize the core idea, and fit within the limit. Key points: – Bot bets “No” on every non-sports market. – 73.3% of resolved markets end in “No.” – Strategy is simple: always bet “No.” – Exploits the fact that “nothing ever happens” is often true. – Top earners are sports bettors, not “No” bettors. Focus on the bot’s strategy and the surprising statistic. Possible angles: 1. The simple “No” bot that profits from market bias. 2. Polymarket’s “No” bias exploited by bot. 3. Bot makes money by betting “No” on everything. Let’s craft a title that is within 90 characters, includes key elements, and is engaging. Try: “Polymarket Bot Cashes In By Betting ‘No’ On Everything, Wins 73% Of Time” Count: “Polymarket Bot Cashes In By Betting ‘No’ On Everything, Wins 73% Of Time” -> 66 characters. Better: “Polymarket Bot Profits By Always Betting ‘No,’ Wins 73.3% Of Resolved Markets” Count: “Polymarket Bot Profits By Always Betting ‘No,’ Wins 73.3% Of Resolved Markets” -> 73 characters. Maybe: “Polymarket’s ‘Nothing Ever Happens’ Bot Wins 73% Of Bets By Always Saying No” Count: “Polymarket’s ‘Nothing Ever Happens’ Bot Wins 73% Of Bets By Always Saying No” -> 77 characters. Ensure it’s accurate: The bot bets “No” on every non-sports market, not literally everything. But for a title, simplification is okay. Check character count: Let’s use a precise count. Title: “Polymarket Bot Profits By Always Betting ‘No,’ Wins 73.3% Of Resolved Markets” -> 73 characters. We can also mention the creator: “Engineer’s ‘No’ Bot Wins 73% Of Polymarket Bets By Betting Against Everything” Count: “Engineer’s ‘No’ Bot Wins 73% Of Polymarket Bets By Betting Against Everything” -> 78 characters. But maybe we want to highlight the “nothing ever happens” philosophy. Final candidate: “Polymarket ‘Nothing Ever Happens’ Bot Wins 73% Of Bets By Always Saying No” Count: 73 characters. That’s within 90. It captures the essence: a bot that bets “No” and wins 73% of the time, based on the “nothing ever happens” idea. We’ll go with that.Polymarket ‘Nothing Ever Happens’ Bot Wins 73% Of Bets By Always Saying No